I think Henry Abbott is brilliant in a way, in that he has almost convinced me to stop producing this blog because he is simply too incorrigible to ever change his ways (even after taking a psychological test that pointed out many of his flaws). But then I remember that I’m really writing this for the other NBA fans out there that have to deal with someone like him being a prominent voice in the basketball sportswriting world.
Henry wrote another wordy article built on his continuing assertions that Kobe Bryant is in decline and will continue to be in decline. Remember, Henry has bragged about having written the most words on ESPN in the last few years (really something no writer should be claiming as a good thing). This article is long, and boring, and frustrating in that Henry continues to make the same point over and over and over.
To sum up my previous grievances: Henry’s points have been responded to repeatedly in both poetic and statistical form, and what cogent thoughts he does have are totally muddled in with calcified, outdated stupidity.
So I’d just like to quote from Henry’s new piece and file them under John Gruber-style “Claim Chowder.” Let’s pull some assertions Henry is making and we’ll check back to see if he’s right.
Bryant’s productivity, like all banged up 33-year-old athletes’, is likely to decline.
Let’s check this after next season. Kobe’s PER and WP/48 were both up last year.
Meanwhile, Bryant is about to become the highest paid player in the league, with big raises in each of the next three years. The team’s obligations to Bryant — approaching double LeBron James’ income over the next three years — could force the Lakers to ditch the best of the rest of the roster just to keep him.
Emphasis mine. These are the little forensic clues that Henry Abbott is a douche. Next year Kobe will make $25.2 million, LeBron will make $16.0. The year after Kobe makes $27.8, LeBron makes $17.5. Then Kobe makes $30.5 million compared to LeBron’s $19.1 million. Is that double? No. There’s a choice for a writer to be accurate, or there’s a choice for a writer to dissemble to nudge you to a conclusion that isn’t really true.
Then Henry Abbott spends a few paragraphs (he wrote the most words at ESPN without an editor! That explains everything!) trying to paint some John McPhee picture of Kobe’s neck injury from last season and somehow it’s a cautionary tale about the aging process. Because a young player would have popped right up from a neck injury. Another subtle twisting of the truth here, Abbott I’m sure is aware that most likely Kobe actually hit his neck on the edge of a metal courtside seat, and not a fan’s knee, but he chooses to minimize the event to make Kobe look more fragile.
And it is a story of a ticking clock. Young people accused Bryant of faking the injury (A top-rated YouTube comment: “Pierce does it better. He actually got people carry him off the court.”). But watching as a man a few years older than Bryant’s 32, I felt for the guy. I’m sure there’s an accurate story to be told about this or that nerve or tendon or delicate supporting musculature; a month earlier he had injured his neck. But that would all be a distraction from the real story which is: Age. 25-year-old Bryant had no reason to fear a Leiweke knee.
Emphasis mine, again. This is amazing, and shows Henry’s real regard for his readers: he thinks you are a fucking idiot. And that you won’t notice that he’s hedging the fact that there is an accurate, truthful story to tell about Kobe’s neck injury. Actually, he’s throwing it in your face, making a virtue of his weakness. I’m sure there’s a truthful way to depict this situation, but the important thing is the agenda I’m driving. This is really a Fox News approach to opinion journalism.
Oh, and stop trying to act like you’re in any way a Kobe sympathizer, Henry. Yeah, you felt for him when he got injured. He reminded you of yourself, back when you were hands-on-knees at IMG and thinking about how your body couldn’t keep up.
Bryant will be 33 before next season. That’s an age when the vast majority of NBA players are solidly in decline, especially perimeter players who rely on athleticism. Even at the tender age of 32, Bryant is already the 18th oldest guard out of 179 listed in the NBA last season on Basketball-Reference.
Anyone who’s watched Kobe knows that he hasn’t relied on sheer athleticism since his early years in the league. He’s had “old man’s game” for quite a while (much earlier than when Jordan developed similar tactics). I would argue his game has the potential to age very well, considering the amount of refined and deceptive skills that he possesses.
Nobody really knows if age, or minutes played, better predicts future performance (and players who went to college still endured wear-and-tear all those pre-NBA years).
Nobody knows but that won’t stop me from making the point that nobody knows.
But to whatever extent mileage matters, Bryant has logged more playoff minutes than every single player in NBA history, except Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. The next active player on that list is Tim Duncan, who is more than a thousand minutes behind.
Tim Duncan, who’s set to make $21.3 million next year — approaching double what LeBron James makes!
The idea that the Lakers will contend next season, despite the league’s second-oldest roster, hinges on the notion that they will greatly improve on a season Bryant called “wasted.” There are limited ways that could happen.
An exercise for the reader: who had the league’s oldest roster last season?
Kevin Pelton has a sophisticated method of identifying players with similar playing styles, position, size and productivity. After the disappointing end to the Lakers’ season, Pelton noted that “of the 50 players whose stats were closest to Bryant’s in 13 categories, including height and weight, 71 percent saw their overall per-minute performance decline the next season.”
Can Bryant be among the 29 percent of players who, in Pelton’s analysis, had seasons like his and then came back better? Jordan did it — as Pelton points out, after a season like Bryant’s, he came back the next year to lead a team to a title.
I’m not paying ten bucks to read last year’s Pro Basketball Prospectus, I have to save that for an alleyway BJ I have planned for later this week, but I’d like to know what the Pelton method projected for Kobe last year, and whether he exceeded expectations.
Somebody could write a feature film about his right knee. Bryant took it to Colorado for surgery in 2003, a visit that famously ended in scandal at a hotel in the town of Eagle.
Henry Abbott, you are either in possession of a giant blind spot in your “objectivity”, or you are a tremendous fuckface.
And the knee is only part of the story. His left ankle, his right index finger, a ligament in his right pinkie … his neck took a beating from Martell Webster in March. The point being, you can say this past season was an aberration in that he was never fully healthy. The idea is that next season he will, at long last, be able to play unhindered. But you have to look back years to find a Bryant season that is not marred by nagging injuries. Even with arguably the league’s finest offseason training regimen, he has carried a whole team’s worth of aches and pains for a half-decade, which speaks admirably of his mental toughness, but not as well of his likelihood of being free and clear of injury worries in the future.
Another reminder here, Kobe carried injuries last season and his advanced statistics were all better than the previous system.
Win Shares is a catch-all stat that can measure a player’s total contribution over a season, and unlike PER is not efficiency-based. Win Shares offers no free pass for time missed. After consistently finishing seasons in the league’s top-five, Bryant has been seventh, 21st and 14th over the last three regular seasons.
Time missed? Kobe played all 82 games last year (when his WS rank went from 21st to 14th, in other words… it improved). He had reduced minutes, if that’s what Henry is referring to. Note here that Abbott is moving from a weighted stat (WS/48 or PER) to prefer an accumulative stat. If we’re moving goalposts, then let’s count the sheer number of gamewinners Kobe has when we’re talking clutch, okay Hank?
How long can you expect a player like that to continue outplaying a brutally athletic crop of improving competing shooting guards?
Who are those up-and-coming young shooting guards? Are we talking about Brandon Roy, here? Brandon Roy — making virtually the same amount as LeBron James until 2015!
If the Lakers are going to get better, the most likely thing by far is that more and more of the heavy lifting will have to come from other Lakers — and of them Andrew Bynum is far and away the best candidate to improve because of his size, position, skill and age. He’s one of the few Lakers who is both productive at an elite level and likely to get even better — just what the team needs. His PER is just a shade behind Bryant’s, while his offensive efficiency, as expressed by true shooting percentage, is already superior. The Lakers could presumably make things easier on Bryant’s body, and better for their offense, simply by running more of the offense through their young big man.
This actually is pretty good comedy writing. It’s Swift-style satire. Henry Abbott is writing a column pushing the idea that Kobe Bryant’s injuries will cause him to decline, and his designated savior for the Lakers is Andrew “I average 55 games played a season” Bynum.
But here Bryant, who has long had a tendency to hurt the Lakers with ballhogging in crunch time
Oh, go soak your head in a tub. Quoting your own outdated, outargued bullshit column?
In other words, was Bryant’s contract extension a mistake?
Nope.
If that’s not enough, though, and you accept that Bryant is entering the inefficient part of his career
Not accepted.
Then it may be time to find out if Bryant might consider waiving his no-trade clause.
This does raise a fascinating question about the NBA: Is Henry Abbott on shrooms?
Then there’s the final, unthinkable option: It has been discussed that the new CBA may have an amnesty clause, that lets teams buy out players and send them on their way. Depending how it’s negotiated, this could include salary cap relief. And if so, would the Lakers use it on Bryant?
No, you dolt.
The reason to consider it seriously is that keeping Bryant, at this age and those prices, virtually guarantees the team’s decline — unless Bryant can manage the magic trick of playing the best ball of his life after turning 33.
It guarantees nothing of the sort. Henry Abbott hasn’t come anywhere near making this point, and then asserts it as if he has. It’s like he’s still holding onto those “topic sentence” days from junior high. Tell ’em what you’re gonna say, tell ’em, then tell ’em what you told them. He’s just leaving out the middle part.
So for future reference: Kobe Bryant is in decline, he will play worse every year as he gets older, the Lakers will decline as long as they have him on the team, and his contract will loom as a “bad contract”, one where a player’s production is grossly out of sync with his compensation. I’m sure Henry Abbott would never be willing to commit to a specific PER that Kobe would fall to, but I’ll go as far as to say this: whatever John Hollinger projects for Kobe’s PER in the 2011-12 season, Kobe will beat it.
Let’s check back in a year.